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October 3, 2011

Because apparently my blog gets more views when I post a bad word in the title. Who knows.

So my life recently:

I got that job I was talking about. Yay me! They are waiting to hear back from my background check and my drug test before they call me for orientation. Which I hope is soon. Please soon. I’m working a lot at the office. 40 hours a week makes for a good pay check though right? Fuck yes, it does. I really can’t wait to have both jobs because then I’ll be bringing in double the money. Oooh hells yes. Hanging out with friends is always a good thing. Kylie’s baby shower for Liam was today and that was awesome. Can’t wait for that little man to be here. Of course hanging out with J and I’s two best friends Sano and Sid. Always a plus there with them. We’re like old couples. Instead of going out, we stay in and play board games and card games and what not. Its fucking awesome. I also went hiking this weekend. Two miles through the woods with May and J and it was great. I felt great but now I’m sore. Although it was a good work out and that’s what matters. We plan to do this more often because it really is fun. Oh and I’m trying to get healthier because my diet has mostly always consisted of junk food and fast greasy food. So I’m really trying to stray away from it. But that shit is oh, so tempting. Going along with that, trying to lose weight because I want to see myself the way I would like instead of how I see it now. Its hard, but its going. Four pounds lost already. Hells yes.

So all in all, you can see that I’ve been busy.

On another note, Wal-Mart sucks ass. Just saying.

I really don’t have anything else to say right now. Which is totally lame I know. It’s the truth. Hopefully I’ll post something more exciting later on. Fuck me. I will. Promise.


Awesome Mother Fuckers

September 27, 2011

My second interview is tomorrow. I’m nervous as HELL. I probably shouldn’t be considering they actually called me back so they liked me for some reason right? Maybe because I kissed ass and took in a resume and cover letter? Yeah, I really needed a job. Still do. People should pay me for writing this. That would be fucking awesome. Although, it will never happen. Ever. Anyways. So yeah, I’m nervous. I really want this job because I really think I can do well with this company and hopefully sometime become a manager there? Who knows. Anyways, wish me hella luck cause I’m going to need it.

On another note. J and I might be getting roommates. FUCK YES. We have a half-finished basement and a guest room and they get their choice of where they want to live because they are going to be helping to pay bills and shit. So excited because they are two of the most awesome motherfuckers around. Sano and Sid. Well we don’t really know if Sid is moving in or not but Sano really freaking wants too. Now some of you may be like, “Omg roommates is a terrible idea.” It was a terrible idea the first time I did it because she was a bitch and we ended up hating each other. Anyway, they are our two really good friends and they will basically have their own apartment downstairs and we’ll barely see each other because we all have really weird work schedules. So honestly, it’s going to work out.

Super. Fucking. Excited.

Oh, on another note. People are finding my site by looking for lesbian porn. To those people: I’m really sorry that you stumbled here when you were looking for lesbian porn. My site isn’t lesbian porn although I am a lesbian. That’s more than likely how you happened across my site. If you want to stay around and read, that’s cool with me, I hope you enjoy it.

Cheers everyone!

P.S. Sano – Spell check doesn’t like your name. It thought I was trying to call you Santo or Sand. Its fucking retarded. Ha.

P.P.S. If you don’t like the name of this blog post, you probably shouldn’t be here anyway. I swear like a fucking sailor and the people who read this, know that. Or I hope they do. Ever heard of freedom of speech, motherfucker? Yeah, that’s what I fucking thought.

Wtf computer cord!

September 24, 2011

So J and I had to stay late at work tonight cause we took a lunch or whatever. Oh yeah, we work together now, incase anyone didn’t know that. Anyways. So like forty minutes ago now, we were packing up our laptops and what not to get ready to head home. I always, always plug my computer into this HUGE black shock preventer thing whatever it is. It literally looks like a huge cinder block. I’ve never had troubles with it before, never. Anyway, so I kneel down and start to unplug it and what not, honestly, I don’t really know what happened or how it happened or whatever. Somehow I completed a circuit and received an electric shock. A fucking big one. And it fucking hurt a lot. My index finger on my right hand is killing me and the crook between my thumb and index finger on my left hand fucking hurts. My back is also hurting a lot and I’m getting kind of dizzy. I don’t really know what all of this means but I’m pretty sure I’m going to be okay. I kinda have to be because I don’t have any health insurance or whatever. Anyways, that was seriously the scariest thing in my life ever. And it hurt. A lot. I think I can sue the work place for that right? I mean that fucking thing was not safe at all! But honestly, it would be shitty of me to sue my girlfriends dad. Ha.

Also, remember Lua? Our chihuahua? She’s been having a bad week as well. Poor thing was allergic to the flea meds we put on her. Started having leg muscle spasms and itching and basically acting like she wanted out of her skin. Poor little girl. Then today she started acting all normal again and is fine. Until we let all the dogs out and we hear a yelp come from outside. Of course J and I rushed out there to see what happened. We don’t really know what happened but Lua was limping on one of her back paws. She’s seriously the most unlucky chihuahua’s I’ve ever met. Aren’t they supposed to be good luck or something? I don’t know. Anyways, so now she’s all like hurting from that, although she may be milking it because we totally baby her when she’s hurt. She’s been known to do that before. She’s a smart one.

So yeah, there’s my freakin day for you. Seriously crazy. I never want to touch another electric box thing in my life. Because it might kill me or some shit. I feel so fuckin weird. Sooo now we’re going to watch a movie and I really hope I stop feeling this way because I keep getting hella dizzy and my back hurts soo freaking much.

Hopefully I’ll be back tomorrow with better things. And not with me getting shocked and dying or some shit.


P.S. Spell check doesn’t think paws is a word. It is a word right? Yeah. It is.

So many things.

September 23, 2011

So a lot of shit has happened lately and I know I haven’t been updating like I should. I’ve honestly just been way to freaking busy to much of anything. I had my best friends 21st birthday, I finally got a job doing data entry, also another interview soon that I’m kind of freaking out about, random road trip to PA, and of course a shit ton of other things that have been happening that has made me so freaking busy lately.

As of right now, I’m sitting here on the couch watching Sex and The City 2 trying to make myself believe that I can have that life. Spectacular in the city I want to live in with the career I want to take. Oh dreams. So I guess that’s why I’m finally taking the time to sit and actually write this. The sad thing is, I don’t really know what to write. I guess start out with my life as of right now?

So we went to PA for the 9/11 memorial for flight 93. It was amazing. I met and talked with the youngest girl on the flights mom. That’s something that is going to stick with me for life. We made the trip in one day, driving there and back and everything. It was really fun and tiring and I was completely exhausted when we got home. It was a great experience though and I wouldn’t pass it up for anything.

We also went to xfest which was super amazing. We got to see Three Days Grace, Seether, Escape the Fate, Avenged Sevenfold and some other bands as well. That was really fun and amazing as well.

Kelly’s 21st birthday which I was a DD for. She had a grand time which I was thankful for, everyone should have a fantastic 21st birthday.

I don’t really know what else to say about anything. In good news, its fall. Which means Halloween, thanksgiving, and eventually Christmas. My favorite times of  the year. That and its about to rain and it’s really making me not want to go into work tonight. Like I really don’t want to go into work tonight. Sadly, I have too. We are working crazy hours right now because of how the system at work is set up. So J and I and another employee are working 5 to 1. So we get home late and don’t get to sleep till late so we don’t get up untill late in the afternoon. We’re adjusting, but its hard.

Anyways, I don’t really have much more to say here. I’m being boring I know. Until next time, my loverlys. Please keep reading, I’ll be back.

I promise..

September 21, 2011

I promise to write an actual post soon. Maybe? I don’t even think anyone reads this, but still. I need too. For myself if no one else. I’m just super busy right now, got a new job and getting shit done. Its a stressful time for sure. I swear I will write a new post before the week is out.

Where the fuck did all my forks go?

September 16, 2011

So seriously, I think we have a little gnome or pixie or something that lives secretly in our house. We used to have a lot of forks. Slowly over time, they’ve been disappearing. Seriously. I think we have like 2 left and one of them is a toddlers Transformers fork. What the hell am I supposed to eat my noodles with? You can’t really eat spaghetti with a spoon.. or a knife for that matter. I really wish I could find the hiding place these gnomes are taking my forks because I want them back. I’m pretty sure when all of my forks are gone they’re going to start in on my spoons because apparently they don’t want me to have anything to eat with so I have to sit here and eat with my hands and look like an idiot. They’re assholes, the fork stealing gnomes that is.
So, if you want to donate to my “I need forks so I continue to eat like a normal human being” fund. Please let me know. Comment or email me or something.
Please. I really need forks. OR, if you know about these damn gnomes, let me know what you know so I can seek them out and get my damned forks back, motherfuckers..

Anyways. I promise I’ll post an actual post tomorrow. Promise. Maybe.. Possibly. I may be a little drunk considering its Kelly’s 21st birthday. It might be fun to blog while intoxicated.
We’ll see.

I had a title for this.. but then I forgot.

September 9, 2011

I don’t really have much to blog about tonight. Other than the fact that I should be sleeping because I have an interview tomorrow. Yes, the interview is at two p.m. but still, I should be asleep so I don’t accidentally sleep over and miss my interview and in turn don’t get the job that I really, really need. Not that I wouldn’t love to be paid to write this or something like, that would be hella awesome but also, never going to happen.

So you know how I was talking about The Bloggess last night? Well, I kept reading last night because now I’m addicted. I got to December of last year and read about how she inspired so many people to give to others that weren’t as fortunate and unable to give their children or someone the christmas they deserved. Seriously, had me in tears.

So, I’m a huge procrastinator and I definately started this post last night and never finished it because I didn’t have anything to post about and I was like, “Well, this is going to a pointless post and no one is even going to want to read it because I fail at life.” But, I have things to talk about now.

I went to my interview today and I believe it went well. The lady seemed to like me and we got along pretty well. They’re going to call me early next week for a second interview. I wish I could just know if I had a job or not right now. Please?

After that I went and saw J at work and spent a little time there and then went and had coffee with my good friend Kelly. She’s trying to help me get on at her work place and was telling me all the little things I needed to do to get hired there. Uhm, working in a coffee shop that has amazing perks? Yes, please! Plus, amazing people work there and I feel like it’s the environment and atmosphere I really want to be in. Move that to London and I would be the happiest person on the planet.

Anyway, it’s really nice to have someone to talk to that you have so much in common with. J and I have things in common but its in a different way. You know how you have your lover/partner or whatever and then there’s your best friend? Yeah, its kinda like that. Honestly, I’m not one to have many friends because I’m more of a loner, but I’m deciding that friends are fucking awesome. It’s also really great when that person gets along so well with your other half. We’re a group of friends that love each other and love the differences we bring to the table.  Sano and Sid and Kelly, they are all amazing people and I’m so happy to have them in my life. And then there’s J. She’s my rock and absolutely my best friend. Add her into that mix and I think I have the best friends anyone could ask for. Honestly. They are all perfectly, perfect in their own ways.

So that’s it from me for now. I’ll probably post another blog later on tonight because I’m going ghost hunting again. Wooo!

Love you guys!