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September 27, 2011

My second interview is tomorrow. I’m nervous as HELL. I probably shouldn’t be considering they actually called me back so they liked me for some reason right? Maybe because I kissed ass and took in a resume and cover letter? Yeah, I really needed a job. Still do. People should pay me for writing this. That would be fucking awesome. Although, it will never happen. Ever. Anyways. So yeah, I’m nervous. I really want this job because I really think I can do well with this company and hopefully sometime become a manager there? Who knows. Anyways, wish me hella luck cause I’m going to need it.

On another note. J and I might be getting roommates. FUCK YES. We have a half-finished basement and a guest room and they get their choice of where they want to live because they are going to be helping to pay bills and shit. So excited because they are two of the most awesome motherfuckers around. Sano and Sid. Well we don’t really know if Sid is moving in or not but Sano really freaking wants too. Now some of you may be like, “Omg roommates is a terrible idea.” It was a terrible idea the first time I did it because she was a bitch and we ended up hating each other. Anyway, they are our two really good friends and they will basically have their own apartment downstairs and we’ll barely see each other because we all have really weird work schedules. So honestly, it’s going to work out.

Super. Fucking. Excited.

Oh, on another note. People are finding my site by looking for lesbian porn. To those people: I’m really sorry that you stumbled here when you were looking for lesbian porn. My site isn’t lesbian porn although I am a lesbian. That’s more than likely how you happened across my site. If you want to stay around and read, that’s cool with me, I hope you enjoy it.

Cheers everyone!

P.S. Sano – Spell check doesn’t like your name. It thought I was trying to call you Santo or Sand. Its fucking retarded. Ha.

P.P.S. If you don’t like the name of this blog post, you probably shouldn’t be here anyway. I swear like a fucking sailor and the people who read this, know that. Or I hope they do. Ever heard of freedom of speech, motherfucker? Yeah, that’s what I fucking thought.

3 Comments leave one →
  1. September 30, 2011 3:50 am

    I’m fucking offended by all your swearing.

  2. October 2, 2011 12:24 am

    My daughter is hating her roommates right now. Apparently the bitches have no idea how to empty the overflowing feminine product bathroom trash can or understand the inner workings of the fracking dishwasher. I’m sure they were raised by wolves.

    • October 2, 2011 2:05 am

      That is hilarious. And also, yes I understand about the roommates. I’ve had terrible ones in the past. Hopefully they won’t just up and move out on your daughter like my so called friends did to me, though. Even if they were raised by wolves. haha

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